Why Subscribe To POBF

The biggest reason to subscribe is because bacon is awesome and this site is all about bacon.  ARRRLLL.  However, if you'd like a list of reasons to subscribe, here you go.
  1. Mostly you should subscribe because I know you don't get enough email as it is. Plus, most of the email you get is probably boring, mind numbing crap that makes you want gouge your eyes out with a dull butter knife.
  2. POBF won't make you want to gouge your eyes out with a dull butter knife.
  3. You've been lied to all your life about bacon.  Find out the truth as it happens.
  4. Keep up to date with breaking bacon nutrition.
  5. Learn innovative techniques and strategies for implementing bacon into your life.
  6. Find out the new additions that you can add to bacon to make it even more delicious
  7. You're good enough, your smart enough, and doggonit, people like you.
If those 7 reasons aren't enough to make you subscribe, well then, I feel sorry for you and I hope you live a long and prosperous non bacon existence.  If that's even possible. Enter your email address below and set yourself free!
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