Layman’s Disclaimer
Layman's Terms Disclaimer: If you eat what I eat you better do what I do. Nobody is going to evaluate or endorse the usefulness of eating this food. If you're too stupid to know what you should and shouldn't eat for yourself, then your too stupid for me to tell you anything else. O'DOYLE RULES!
..I think some religions do care about Bacon, though. Too bad they can't be uncompromisingly loving like bacon wrapped prawns.
Yum, bacon wrapped prawns. I need to try that. Arrllll.