Bacon and Big Dog Turds
It appears I'm not doing a very good job of creating a very exciting blog or farsebook page. Maybe I should cook some bacon naked and video it. However, I do see a flaw in that plan. Cooking bacon creates a bit of "spatter" and that said spatter could be detrimental to important areas.
I did get a few "Likes" this week on the ole farsebook though. Overall, I'm still having fun with the ole bloggin thing and bacon thing and the pound o bacon friday thing and the repetitive weekly bacon eating.
I had a few slices of bacon with an omelette for lunch on Friday. Just couldn't help myself. That bacon stuff is just delicious and so nutritious.
Think about it.... Remember when "they" said eggs were bad for you because of all the fat in the yolk? Well, just wait. Eventually "they" are going to be saying.... "Upon further review and statistical analysis of the datum, we have come to the scientific conclusion that the ingestion of fried pork products actually enhances the libido and extends life by .17 times that of the average human.
So the question is.... Do you want to be average? I mean really, average people die, but baconators live on.
Example: My grandparents.... They still eat bacon. Coincidence? I think not!!
Well this turned out to be pretty random. I did cook bacon jalepeno poppers again this week but I added some pepperoni to the mix. Arrllll. It was bacon-licious.
SQUIRREL!
Comments Welcome. Everyone thinks being fit requires a strict diet. I say WHATEVER. That's too much work. People think that it's impossible to be fit when you eat a pound of bacon and everything else I eat on a weekly basis. Well, it's not. Hopefully this video will prove that. It's not about what you eat once in a while.
Let me know if you're curious about what I do to maintain my fitness levels and everything. I am NOT into things lik P90x or crossfit or whatever. That s#!t is waaaay to difficult. Plus, I don't like cardio and I don't like to sweat when I workout! Feel free to comment.